Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Ways Living In Nevada Changes you..

So I thought this would be a funny post because I have been noticing differences in myself after living in this state for a year and a half. I don't know how long this list will be but I am going to try to make it a long one!!

1. Seeing a BMW or Lexus infuriates you because you more than likely just got cut off by them.
2. The coolness of said "luxury" vehicles from above wears off because you finally realize there just an over priced version of some cheaper car. 
3. Limo's are no longer amazing or rare in seeing. Actually never have been in one I have no desire to get in one anymore.
4. Old classic car's also become not amazing anymore.. there still cool don't get me wrong but there every where down here.
5. I will never get used to there being a full liquor store in Safeway or Walmart or gas stations.
6. Seeing a prostitute I mean escort in a restaurant isn't nearly as disturbing as it used to be (I only know this because of over heard conversations, people really should use inside voices). 
7. I am positive I will always be out of style here because looking like Ke$ha at 8 am on a Monday morning in class isn't my style.
8. Casino's in grocery stores.. I will most likely never get used to.
9. The concept of living in the "desert" is a joke.. It snows more here than it ever did at home.
10. Nevada has a really stupid concept of building a road.. Put drains on the dam things where the heck is the water supposed to go when it pours?
11. Rude people are an every day occurrence.. Its actually made me be a little more vocal.. I mean every asshole needs a bitchy look and a "thank you" when they are being idiots in public.. I don't understand whats so hard about being pleasant or cordial. 
12. People literally go crazy here if you are from Nevada you know what I am talking about they come out in waves commit a bunch of crimes and then go back into hiding. 


Over all living here has given me a change in perspective I wouldn't say its a negative one its probably more for the better. I am not going to lie this place has grown on me but some things I don't think I will ever get used to. 

I hope someone found this funny because I catch myself having these thoughts and it makes me laugh on a daily basis. 

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